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notjustOk Presents: The Top 10 Most Hilarious #Enigma Songs! (The OMG!!! Entries)

While we await the release of the official Top 10 #Enigma finalists here on notjustOk.com tonight, we’re bringing you guys 10 of the most hilarious, borderline suicide-inducing, LWKMD! LMAO! LOL! entries received by the notjustOk Team and Don Jazzy. These 10 songs will make you cringe, laugh, cry, smile, infact… you’ll find yourself going through all sorts of extreme emotions at the same time.

We’ve also added a poll where you can vote for who “killed” the #Enigma beat the most. The poll will run from now till Sunday the 14th of August (ONE WEEK).

Special shout-out to every artiste on the “Special 10” below. The Lord is your strength. 🙂

WARNING: Make sure you’re not eating or operating any heavy machinery while playing these songs. We are not liable for any damages which occur as a result.

Bizzymic – Enigma

[audio:http://www.notjustok.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Bizzymic-Enigma.mp3|titles=Bizzymic – Enigma]

Blaqpen – Premodial (Enigma)

[audio:http://www.notjustok.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/blaqpen-premodial-enigma.mp3|titles=blaqpen – premodial – enigma]

IsEbuka – Enigma

[audio:http://www.notjustok.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/isebuka-Enigma.mp3|titles=isebuka – Enigma]

Jide – Enigma

[audio:http://www.notjustok.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Jide-Enigma.mp3|titles=Jide – Enigma]

Kid Konnect – Henigmar

[audio:http://www.notjustok.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/KidKonnect-HENIGMAR.mp3|titles=KidKonnect – HENIGMAR]

Ree – Enigma

[audio:http://www.notjustok.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Ree-Enigma.mp3|titles=Ree – Enigma]

The Touts – Enigma

[audio:http://www.notjustok.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Touts-Enigma.mp3|titles=Touts Enigma]

Vic.O – Why Evils??? (Enigma)

[audio:http://www.notjustok.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Vic.O-Why-Evils-Enigma.mp3|titles=Vic.O – Why Evils (Enigma)]

Vosa – Enigma

[audio:http://www.notjustok.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Vosa-Cant-Stop-me-Enigma-freestyle.mp3|titles=Vosa – Can’t Stop me (Enigma freestyle)]

Yung Xeux (Black Zeus) – Enigma

[audio:http://www.notjustok.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Yung-Xeux-ENIGMA-MP3.mp3|titles=Yung Xeux – ENIGMA MP3]

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**UPDATE**

I just got this #Enigma version from BlackBerry “Voice-Note” sensation, CHI-GUL, aka C-Flow. It may have come late but I couldn’t resist adding it to this post. #TeamChiGurl!

CHI-GUL aka C FLOW – #Enigma (Are You A Weiste?)

[audio:http://www.notjustok.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Chi-Gul-aka-C-Flow-Enigma-Are-You-A-Weiste.mp3|titles=Chi Gul aka C Flow – Enigma (Are You A Weiste)]

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210 responses to “notjustOk Presents: The Top 10 Most Hilarious #Enigma Songs! (The OMG!!! Entries)”

  9. Notjustok be serious for ones and bring out d real result no time for dis useless so-called rappers who wasted there money to book section t record dere Enigma, notjustok has helped to Hype dem even if dey loose, it aint easy, but we need d original result before its 12am else una don fuckup

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  10. Notjustok be serious for ones and bring out d real result no time for dis useless so-called rappers who wasted there money to book section t record dere Enigma, notjustok has helped to Hype dem even if dey loose, it aint easy, but we need d original result before its 12am else una don fuckup.

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  11. be serious for ones and bring out d real result no time for dis useless so-called rappers who wasted there money to book section t record dere Enigma, notjustok has helped to Hype dem even if dey loose, it aint easy, but we need d original result before its 12am else una don fuckup

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  13. isebuka was there to negotiate in ibo with don jazzy
    lol
    biko all tru the song…I DONT UNDERSTAND IBO,BUT I GUESS HE WAS BEGGIN UNCLE JAZZY TO INCREASE THE MONEY TO $10,000. lmao

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  15. isebuka was there to negotiate in ibo with don jazzy
    lol
    biko all tru the song…I dont understand ibo…but i guess he was beggin uncle jazzy to increase the money to $10,000….lmao

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  17. Kid Konnects some clown, for real, that was an entry? the pitch wan blow my ear. na wa. still listening to the joker list.

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  19. too much auto tune!!! For that vosa guy abeg!! he tried sha i hardly heard what he said sha!! Anyway!! ill say the best was vic ooo and the touts very funny stuff sha!!

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  24. Chaiiii I Don Die….Laff Don Comot My Teeth Here….lafffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff…Is Dis Enigma Or Smilenigma ….9ja Get Rappers ooooooo…i Troway Salute….If Na Like Dis MI.Modenine,Iceprince And Those Yoruba Rappers or Igbo Rappers Dey Sing..I Will Preferred To Be Listening To Audio Of Holy Qur'an Or Audio Holy Bible In My Life…Abcdefgh…imagine incantation inside rap….i don die

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  25. the touts, Jide & bizzymic dey suffer from "extreme wackness". "isEbuka" join too.
    btw "Why Evils" try small, small, lol.

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  26. Yes, yes i found these Enigma entries funny, i laughed and all, but WHERE ARE THE REAL FINALISTS? HOW MUCH LONGER DO I HAVE TO WAIT? I want to sleep abeg.

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  35. LWKMD….LWSMB……LWTMBCFMB……ROTFLOL………………………….JESORRRRRRRRRRSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!….I VE HAD MORE THAN A THOUSAND LAUGHS TONIGHT…..THANKS GUYS N THE NOTJUSTOK CREW FOT THR UPLOAD……

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  38. notjustok.com please u guy have to be serious this time and delect this guys and give us a better version of the enigma bc this one is more than laughing i think we are crying now plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz do us that favour we are beging

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  40. This was some entertaining shit. niggaz goin da eff in. haaaha,
    however, i dont think Ree should be on this list. his isnt exactly a good rapper but the production made it seem really bad. i know for a fact i heard many versions worse than his that aint here now.

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  41. d intro of dis ree's enigma is funny, but d@ dudes spitting is nufin near bad 2 me, don't know bout u guyz

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  46. The funniest were the second dude of "the touts" reciting the family tree of dem bible folks, followed by isEbuka.. some funny shit

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  47. lwkmd…………………. wahala dey o…… gosh this Enigma beat don cause battle,,,,,,, if i die na d laughter kill me

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  50. GARBAGE….OVIE U NEED TO SIT THE FUCK UP. BLAQPEN IS THE ONLY ONE THAT IS MEANINGFUL AND FUNNY AT THE SAME TIME, THATS WHAT MAKE SHIT FUNNY… NOT CUZ U BUDDIES WITH KIDKONNECT

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  57. lol, dis list is too funny, don jazzy never mentioned anything bout hilarious rappers needed……… lwkmd, am so voting isebuka……….. he stabbed it right in the heart…………… he rapped his mind………. yes dats originality…………….. long live umu aba

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  63. haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa rofl this is not the list for good rappers "hilarious" in other words can be WHACK … Vosa and the Tout Should, IsEbuka win this Section if there is a vote for the most Whack Rapper lol …

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  64. Notjustok is full of shit…. What’s all these you posted? I’ve heard some enigma version that make sense e.g THE KLEF MIX a lot of them but you didn’t bother posting it… SMH for ovie… I guess you prefer all these rubbish…….NOTJUSTOK.COM AKA PDP

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  66. i am not being tribalistic, but isebuka is just too wack on the beat, i still dont believe this are the best 10

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  68. Yo Don Jazzy!!! Are you for real??!! Plz dont tell me this are the finalists coz ima tear ma head off ryt now… wat!!?? Even ma grand father will kill these guyz with a freestyle…

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    • Dis are not the finalist , there are 2 part of it . This are the Hilarious ones that will make you laff . read the tagg well bros

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  69. HAHAHAHAHAH RODFLMFAO IF YOU GUYS CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT IsEbuka IS SAYING, U WILL KNOW THAT HE DEFINITELY NEEDS HELP!!!! CHAIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CANT STOP LAUGHING, DON JAZZY ABEG GIV AM D 5K TO START THE POULTRY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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  71. dis top10 are fckdddddddd..its shit..av heard beta versions….all of em are wack..my name kidakudz…thank u

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  72. Ovie & NJO don come again oooooooooooooooooo, Omo, laugh wan scatter my belle o. Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. this is some online free comedy !!!!! @Don Jazzy, Sir i think there should be Enigma Season 2 …

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  77. im sure you were one of the students in sec. school that never read instructions before you answered exam questions… this is the 'WORST' renditions of enigma not the best.scroll up and you'll see the caption. smh

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  80. With all due respect, IsiEbuka was hilarious no doubt, But next time please do not associate UMU ABA with wackness because that is so not true ! dont condemn what you do not understand my dear. Thank you

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  83. # Bizzymic ………….OMG…Hilarious

    # Blaqpen ……. lwkmd . Ordinary Enigma kill mongo park . see malaria see mongo pack like biggie and 2pac . Fela Anikulapo kuti good example of enigma. this guy don kill me ooo

    # IsEbuka ……. Ebuka crazy igbo guy . Funny Ass .
    # Jide ………… Lmao you dey fear to spit on the voice ..Choi

    # Kid Konnect ……….. Kid Konnect is crazy … Lmfao

    # Ree……… lwkmd . Official Hilarious Wackiness

    # The Touts …… This guys are crazy kphone madddddd . Lmao

    # Vic.O …………..Why evils , why evils . Vic O won .. Lwkmd

    # Vosa …………….. Into is crazy funny . Naija comedian the 1st

    # Yung Xeux …………… If i dont win , Omo i go die , Lmao . dis one na Vic O broda oooo . OvieO family

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  86. they are all wack, i guess DON JAZZY is bored and needs some comedians………………….thats wat i fink

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  88. Calling all retards to say these songs are whack and shouldn't be here. If to say I be notjustok, i go demand first school leaving certificate for membership.

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  92. Hahahahahahahahaha. My Belle oooooo. I swear All these people dey Yaba left or somewhere close. Isiebuka was the wackest, Touts are high on something I have. blaqpen did put in a lot of effort to clinch the wackest mc spot but Vosa was wacker, considering his incantation intro.

    Moral of the story. – Never Abuse CANNABIS. ( E dey cause madness )

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  113. i don laff so tay water dey commot my eye. it's like these muthafuckas did this shit on purpose. i'm like "which planet una come from?". esp this guy that was screaming why evil. no offense Ree u ain't that good cuz i've seen better rappers but i gotta give it up to u for this publicity stunt. bizzymic almost made me splash my (pure)water on my pc, Ebuka na the height. ok make i dey listen dey go, i just hope i don't fuck my shit up!!

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    • k, u're rite d@ i aint d best, buh i'm gud sha, @ least even peeps d@ dont lyk me admit it. nd thanx for appreciatin my publicity stunt…….lol

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    • oh nd make sure u check out ma fanpage and hear ma serious songs, nd stop listening to this trash dat i did 4 fun

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    • @slash, next tym, if u wanna lie, go learn 4rm a professional, cos u nid 2 lyk d page b4 u can see d list of songs, so u obviously don't even knw watchu sayin. And as for number 2, we are referring to a song, so dere is no way it can look wack, it can only sound wack.

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  122. U nid 2 lyk d page b4 u can see d list of songs, so u obviously have not liked it cos i've not seen ny new notification in d past 8 hrs, nd some peeps d@ commented here checked out the page nd r alredi tweetin bout aw gud i am, nd y i played around wif d enigma?

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  123. yo, ree, i have bin 2 your page, nd dere is only one song i like, which is your freestyle.did you really freestyle it, because it has a lot of good punchlines

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  127. Gosh am choking on Whiskey with Touts TALK not flows….Abija is the father of Asa….What d F dude………..

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  128. I voted for Blaqpen because his flow was the clearest and I was able to feel his vibe and passion as well as understand his meaning. He was simply hilarious. I'm a big VIC.O fan and I think Blaqpen is his elder brother. Seriously. A close runner up was IsEbuka simply because I do not understand Ibo unfortunately even though I was able to catch some of his meaning. 😀 Vic.O came in third for me.

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  132. @ ALL GIVIN MALLAM T BASS THUMBS UP UNA NOR WELL…DIS BEAT IS NOT FOR SINGING……..I CAN SEE GUY ARE HATERS TO HIPHOP IN NIGERIA…AM NOT HERE TO VOTE BUT TO SAY TO ALL MALLAM T BASE FANS DAT HE IS D WACKEST HERE

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  133. after hearing some of the tracks and laughing my head off, in R kelly voice "I believe I can Rap"..can i also add that the isebuka guy should b on "nite of a thousand laffs"…he killed it..

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  136. i can't actually believe this, but i'm starting to like this ree guy, his flow in his 'serious songs' as he calls it, is actually good, and WTF, chigurl, isebuka, vosa, bizzymic, the touts and vic.o are just to wack. I wish we were allowed to vote top six. LMFAO

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  137. i can't believe i am actually saying this, but i think i am beginning to like this ree guy, his flow in his serious songs as he calls it, is quite good(maybe i just like speed rappers). nd vic.o,vosa,d touts,bizzymic, nd a lot of other guys are just to funny.LMFAO

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  138. The Touts – Enigma….LWKMD…Omo…ds people no go kill person!. LWKMD…The Touts go good as pastor die!….LMAO

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  147. @Ree no offense , but U ARE WHACK !!! U can Improve though , why Repeat a line 4x .. WTF ? Neways hope u ll Improve 🙂

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  153. Wtf! Ree tried jor, how can you put his version here by the way? It's not as bad as VIC. O… If you think Ree is bad peeps, you can do one kmt.

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  154. i'm now a fan of chi-gul….could u pls start posting hilarious and funky songs on you-tube ,they make ma day
    …cos i lmao..

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  155. CHI GUL has won! She nearly made me injure myself. I am not "a weist" oh! Please CHI GUL make a youtube channel… The Touts and IsEbuka were pretty hilarious as well. Vic O. smh, this guy is a celebrity, but he gotta watch his back cuz this CHI GUL is toooo much

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  158. I love IsEbuka @ #3.. He sounded really sincere.. esp being an ibo boy in Jos, if he u really needs 10000, as in if this is not a joke, then reach out to me, let me gbara ya christmas.. i dey feel him pain.. @chigurl is just completely razz and me likey! d rest r jokers!!!! btw, vic O should be castrated..

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  159. I love IsEbuka @ #3.. He sounded really sincere.. esp being an ibo boy in Jos, if he u really needs 10000, as in if this is not a joke, then reach out to me, let me gbara ya christmas.. i dey feel him pain.. @chigurl is just completely razz and me likey! d rest r jokers!!!! btw, vic O should be castrated..

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  168. blood everywhere… no way ENIGMA goin to survive this.. they all stab,shook,and shoot am with all kind of weapons.. Isebuka and bizzy mic should do a song together.. Alaba style…LOL.

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  173. ozillla i recorded dat stuff within 10mininutes d famous glynx can vouch 4 me i wasnt supposed to do it atalll a friend just gave d opotunity bizzmic

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  174. CHI-GUL Carry the trophy since last year mehn… ARE U A WEISTE UH UH UH… The chick needs a psychologist!… she is mad sick! LMAO

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  176. LOL! Hilarious! Are you serious, common there has to be some one better than these jokers. Bra! Don jazzy is to generous if he give any of the peeps the cash prize! I personally fink it disrespectfully to Don Jazzy or maybe his just have a laugh. None of dem got redeem, Sounds like they started listening to music during Terry G's time. LOL

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  181. lmfao…………..lmfao……………..lwkdm………….lmco………..lmao…lol……………..lol………………comedy competition,.. OMG!!!!!!

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  182. yung xeux or wateva u r cald…………na u go die..lmao
    kidkonnect…………….no be ABC..competition oo!!!………..Lmao
    Isebuka………….new style of beggin……..hehe……..u no go kill me…LMAO!!
    BIZZYMIC…………..big noise maker……..i no even hear d beats again…..lol
    Jide………….u jst dey mormor….jor……………..cnt a word u said.
    Vosa………………..u wan copy don jazz's cryvoice?………..e no enta at all……mtcheeeew.
    REE………………….y r u in dis competition,……u said "u got dow"….so u no nid d $2k..jor oo!!
    kai………..abeg dis is all wack……….

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  187. wow I think Bizzymic – Enigma was sampled for the making of Wande Coal's "Been Long You Saw Me"

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